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jokes
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
As long as there are tests, there will be prayers in public schools
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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